Antibacterial madness

What's the deal with all this antibacterial stuff. It seems that everything is ‘antibacterial’ now. I even saw an antibacterial baby doll the other day. People need to realize that when we all use antibacterial stuff it just kills the weak germs and allows the stronger germs to reproduce wildly. That’s why when germs re-populate, they’re then resistant to antibacterial whatever. This stronger generation of germs is called super germs and will sooner or later come back to kick mankind’s ass. Hey people, get rid of all this antibacterial stuff and focus on keeping your immune system strong so you can kick the ass of the bacteria. Instead of making the bacteria stronger by killing off the weak in their society, we should be making ourselves stronger by eating good stuff like the vegetables in our gardens and the animals that eat our vegetables. And stop making your kids wash their hands with antibacterial soap every five minutes, you’re just creating a bunch of soft, germaphobes who’s immune system’s couldn’t fight off a cold. Man up people.