Edneck Tip #14

When you go furniture shopping with your wife, try to keep in mind how this furniture will effect your sex life. You can do this by imagining yourself and your lovely bride in different positions on said furniture. Imagining can be done to see, for example, if there's anything that will be potentially protruding (besides the obvious) that might harm you, or if the angles that her legs should be in will be allowed by this piece of furniture, or how quickly you can jump off of said furniture if your mother-in-law happens to walk into the room.

Perfect example - the other day my wife and I were shopping for a new couch and I kept asking her to bend over each of the arms of the couches to make sure she would be at just the right height for intercourse. You might want to be discrete about it though if you're in Value City Furniture because the sales-ladies there apparently frown on such things.

Remember, we're here for you if you have any questions or comments. Happy furniture shopping.