Edneck Tip # 43

OK here's a tip for you husbands out there. If you're ever climbing out of bed in the morning and your wife tells you she dreamed that you ran off with a large breasted girl named Teri and then says 'you would never leave me for a large breasted girl named Teri would you?' Don't pause and say 'How big are these breasts you're talkin' about?' Just say 'no' and walk away dude.

Hey, we're here for you man. We guys gotta hang together or else we'll hang separately. Benjamin Franklin said that. I guess he really knew woman - several as I understand.

polygamy

OK, today it's time to reply to some of this mail we've been getting. Tonya wants to know, "Why do most men smile when the idea of a man having multiple wives come up?"
Well Tonya, it's because men have conditioned themselves to only think about the possible "fun" they might have in this particular scenario. Surely two women wouldn't both have a head-ache on the same night, every night. And they think that if they get bored with one sexually, they could just move on to the other. Admittedly most men are just daydreaming here and shut out the reality of two women being mad at them in the same household at the same time. Two lovely beauties bitching at you in stereo because you forgot to take out the garbage again. Two women interrupting your relaxing Saturday to ask you when you're going to get around to painting the house. Two women telling you that 'No, it's not a good day for you to play golf with your buddies'. And two (shudder to think) women PMSing in the same house at the same time! Brrrrrrr, that's the kind of stuff nightmares are made of. And now, thanks to this brief dose of reality, all the guys who read this will shudder in fear instead of smiling the next time the idea of polygamy enters a conversation. Are you happy now Tonya?