Flamin' Junkers

I think some people are a little too 'flame-happy' with their vehicles. Just the other day I saw a 15 year old minivan with those flame-stickers on the front and sides of it. Fifteen years old!...Minivan!...American made!...like we're supposed to believe that this vehicle is traveling so freakin' fast that the friction of the air is causing the front of his lame-ass vehicle to ignite! Is that what this driver is asking us to believe? He was beggin' for me to run him off the road and just beat the crap out of him. Fortunately I'm not a man that's prone to violent rages so I just followed him home and went back later and poisoned his cat (or maybe it was just a raccoon in his yard, I don't know, it was dark). OK sometimes the Redneck part of me wins out over the Educated part.

UPDATE: People, stop chewing on me for this. It was a joke! No more emails!