Various and Merry Thoughts
Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile, but on October 17th, I was down-sized from my job and most of my online time lately has been spent seeking new employment.
I was going to shop at (where else?) WalMart the other day and had a difficult time finding a parking spot. As I was thinking that at least WalMart wouldn’t be hurting during this “economic downturn” (or as I like to call it, the end of Capitalism), I remembered that WalMart has a small mark-up and most of the stuff sold there is made in China. So Merry Christmas China, I know most of you don’t believe in that holiday, but have fun with our money. We could use it to pay off some of our massive debt, or give our companies more bail-out dollars, or (God forbid) a tax-cut to the people actually taking the business risks in this country, but I’m sure you guys will do better things with it, so go crazy.
If Hershey’s is just now coming out with “Premium” M&Ms what the *&%# have they been selling us for the last 50 years???
Why do people continue to fail to use their turn signals??? At worst, it’s a “real pain” to swipe your hand up or down to trigger the signal, and at best it will SAVE YOUR DUMB ASS FROM BEING REAR-ENDED. So please let the other drivers know exactly why you’re stopping on the roadway, use your turn signals.
I watched the movie Fireproof yesterday afternoon with my wife. It was pretty good. Don’t worry, the acting gets better as the movie goes on. You shouldn’t be letting the low budget or the lack-of-fame of the actors distract you from the lessons in the movie anyhow. Just stop criticizing, and you might just find some ways to improve your life.
We also watched the movie Seven Pounds the night before. I’m not a big Will Smith fan, but this was a good ‘redemption’ movie. I won’t spoil the ending for you, but it’s a good one to check out after you open your presents this year.
I continue to be amazed to see how something so small and so plenteous can have so much power, bring so much happiness, and yet continue to be so mysterious to so many people. Yes the vagina is a fascinating creation.
All of us here at Edneck.com wish you all a very Merry Christmas and hope that you, not only have a great 2009, but that you know peace, that you continue to grow in your relationships, your spirituality, and your education, and that your family is healthy and happy. And remember this is Edneck country, so make sure to give at least one gun to someone you love this Christmas.
For a smile, and a flashback to Christmas past, copy and paste the following link into your browser: http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=423741410&m=5443&rr=y&source=msne999
I was going to shop at (where else?) WalMart the other day and had a difficult time finding a parking spot. As I was thinking that at least WalMart wouldn’t be hurting during this “economic downturn” (or as I like to call it, the end of Capitalism), I remembered that WalMart has a small mark-up and most of the stuff sold there is made in China. So Merry Christmas China, I know most of you don’t believe in that holiday, but have fun with our money. We could use it to pay off some of our massive debt, or give our companies more bail-out dollars, or (God forbid) a tax-cut to the people actually taking the business risks in this country, but I’m sure you guys will do better things with it, so go crazy.
If Hershey’s is just now coming out with “Premium” M&Ms what the *&%# have they been selling us for the last 50 years???
Why do people continue to fail to use their turn signals??? At worst, it’s a “real pain” to swipe your hand up or down to trigger the signal, and at best it will SAVE YOUR DUMB ASS FROM BEING REAR-ENDED. So please let the other drivers know exactly why you’re stopping on the roadway, use your turn signals.
I watched the movie Fireproof yesterday afternoon with my wife. It was pretty good. Don’t worry, the acting gets better as the movie goes on. You shouldn’t be letting the low budget or the lack-of-fame of the actors distract you from the lessons in the movie anyhow. Just stop criticizing, and you might just find some ways to improve your life.
We also watched the movie Seven Pounds the night before. I’m not a big Will Smith fan, but this was a good ‘redemption’ movie. I won’t spoil the ending for you, but it’s a good one to check out after you open your presents this year.
I continue to be amazed to see how something so small and so plenteous can have so much power, bring so much happiness, and yet continue to be so mysterious to so many people. Yes the vagina is a fascinating creation.
All of us here at Edneck.com wish you all a very Merry Christmas and hope that you, not only have a great 2009, but that you know peace, that you continue to grow in your relationships, your spirituality, and your education, and that your family is healthy and happy. And remember this is Edneck country, so make sure to give at least one gun to someone you love this Christmas.
For a smile, and a flashback to Christmas past, copy and paste the following link into your browser: http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=423741410&m=5443&rr=y&source=msne999
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