You choose

Apparently someone was feeling paranoid over Obama's fumbling of the oath of office on Tuesday, so he was sworn in again. Only this time, it appears as if there was no Bible in the room. In the picture released to the press, he has one hand in the air, but his other hand is NOT on a Bible. Since we all know that we're all biased, I thought I would let you, our knowledable readers, finish this news here as to the underlying meaning. So please choose one of the following meanings to read into this incident and run with it:

A) He has a non-thinking staff and when they heard that he would be sworn in again, none of them thought, hey we might need a Bible.

B) Even though he claims to be a Christian, Obama doesn't have a Bible available to him.

C) This proves that he's the AntiChrist just like your great aunt Geraldine says.