Monday, June 25, 2007

Bush Administration

This administration has, if nothing else, taught us some lessons about politicians. Mainly that what we need in politics today is someone who is at least consistent. (Bill Clinton was at least consistent, with him it was just one scandal after another.) We need someone who won’t ‘change’ when he/she gets to Washington and feels the pressure to conform to the ‘I’ll vote for your crappy bill if you vote for mine’ mentality. I know these things are done in the spirit of ‘compromise’, but we didn’t put you in office to ‘compromise’ – jack ass. Oh well, I guess we can just throw all the new crappy bills on the pile with the other 347,590,617,335,480 piece-of-shit bills on the record. We also learned that we need someone who doesn’t use flowery words or phrases, (buzz words) that have little of no meaning, just to make people feel good about wasting their vote. The good news is that six years into Bush’s administration we’re finally figuring out what he means when he says he’s a ‘compassionate’ conservative. The bad news is that it means he’s a pussy (I guess his last name really does suit him). Because he got a tax cut passed, conservatives tried to overlook it when he told congress to send him any kind of crappy additional Medicare bill regardless of the cost and he’d sign it. (Thanks for wasting all of our money poop-head!) They also defended him as the media forgot, on a daily bases, exactly what a ‘long war’ looks like. He’s starting to get on the nerves of even the strongest conservatives, however with this whole amnesty bill he’s trying desperately to ram through. (Has someone taken his dog hostage until he gets an amnesty bill passed?) And in the interest of trying to get along with a few, our president has alienated virtually everyone. Look man, if you’re a newly elected politician, the people who hate you are going to hate you regardless of what you do so you might as well do what the majority of Americans want you to do. You got elected for a reason stupid, so don’t screw the pooch. Stop flip-flopping when you get to Washington.

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